U Can't Touch This
|"U Can't Touch This"|
|Single by MC Hammer|
|from the album Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em|
|Released||January 13, 1990|
|Genre||Hip hop, dance, rap|
|Certification||5x Platinum (RIAA, CRIA)|
|MC Hammer singles chronology|
"U Can't Touch This" is a hit single by MC Hammer from his 1990 album, Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em. The track became Hammer's signature song and is perhaps one of his most recognizable records. In addition, it's considered to be one of his most popular/successful singles to date.
Song details and production history
The lyrics describe the rapper as having "toured around the world, from London to the Bay" and as being "magic on the mic", which Hammer says coincides with Rick James' "beat that you can't touch". Additionally, the song lyrics (in particular "You can't touch this" and "Stop, Hammer time!") became pop culture catchphrases, making obvious and subtle references on television, film and radio. The lyrics, Hammertime, later became the title of a reality show featuring MC Hammer on the A&E Network (in the summer of 2009). It's also one of Hammer's nicknames.
After the song was released, Rick James sued Hammer for infringement of copyright since the song samples the prominent opening riff of "Super Freak", which is repeated throughout the recording. The suit was settled out of court when Hammer agreed to credit James as co-composer, effectively cutting James in on the millions of dollars the record was earning.
In April 1990, "U Can't Touch This" hit the Top 40. The song also secured a Best R&B Song and a Best Rap Solo Performance in 1991, a new category at the time. The single was a major success, reaching #1 on the Billboard Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Singles & Tracks and #8 on the Billboard Hot 100. The track also performed successfully in other parts of the world, peaking at #1 in Australia, Netherlands, New Zealand and Sweden, and #3 on the UK singles chart.
Impact on album sales
Additional accolades and recognitions
In 1999, MTV's 100 Greatest Videos Ever Made included "U Can't Touch This" at No. 71. In October 2000, VH1's "100 Greatest Dance Songs" included "U Can't Touch This" at No. 88. In May 2001, VH1's 100 Greatest Videos included "U Can't Touch This" at No. 59.
In August 2005, "U Can't Touch This" was certified gold. In December 2007, VH1's 100 Greatest Songs of the 90s" included the song at No. 16. During 2008, the song ranked as No. 26 on VH1's 100 Greatest Songs of Hip Hop.
Use in media and pop culture
The song and lyrics, or derivatives thereof, have been used in many movies, shows and video games including: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1990), Hot Shots! (1990), In Living Color (1990), The Super (1991), Doogie Howser, M.D. (1992), Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood (1996), Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003), Sione's Wedding (2006), Borat (2006), Into the Wild (2007), Tropic Thunder (2008), Dancing with the Stars (2009) and the [[|]] Just Dance.
Before the 1990 NFL season started, the Miami Dolphins parodied the song as "U Can't Touch Us". Early in their career, Boston-based grindcore band Anal Cunt ofnovelty song cover of "U Can't Touch This" in their live set. The compilation album, The Early Years: 1988-1991 features a recording of them performing this song in 1991. The lyrics "Like a Hammer before me, you can't touch this" is included on the song, "Trapped on the Dance Floor" by DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince (from the, Homebase). Alvin and the Chipmunks covered the song, in their own signature style, in theirThe Chipmunks Rock the House. In Barney in Concert, the "Baby Bop Street Dance" is similar to this song. "U Can't Touch This" was featured in a South African commercial for Castle Light Beer.
In The Simpsons episode "Bart Gets Famous", Bart records an "I Didn't Do It" rap with the backing track of the song. In a South Park episode titled "Simpsons Already Did It", 'Hammer time!' is used as code word by Tweek to alert the others. Oscar the Fish sings the song while threatening the sharks in Shark Tale (2004). A parody of the song entitled, "Can't Touch Me", was sung by Peter Griffin in the Family Guy episode, "E. Peterbus Unum". "U Can't Touch This" was referenced in the The Fairly OddParents episode "Chindred Spirits". When Cosmo says, "Hammer Time!", a hammer appears and conks his head after he briefly dances in Hammer pants. A parody of the song titled "U Can't Squash This" was sung by The Annoying Orange.
In the Dead Island videogame, there is a Trophy/Achievement called "Can't Touch This", earned for killingrow without receiving damage while using any kind of hammer in the game. The champions Jayce and Malzahar, from the multiplayer online battle arena game called League of Legends, also dance in the same manner as MC Hammer does in the 'U Can't Touch This' video when the "dance command" is used. A parody of the song, called "Can't Wrap This", is featured on a Christmas video eCard.
A cover version of the song was featured in the May of TV series, Glee, as well as in the fourth episode of the reality show, The Glee Project. In theof TV series, Dexter, (episode titled "Those Kinds of Things"), the "U Can't Touch This" song plays at a highschool reunion, as the character says: "I have no idea what 'Hammer time' is. Or how it differs from regular time." In the end of the show, he kills his victim with a hammer and says "Sorry, Hammer time." In a Victorious episode titled, "The Gorilla Club", Jade made a bet with Andre and Robbie, which she won resulting in the boys having to dance when she said "Hammertime". In a Psych episode titled "There Might Be Blood", Shawn bashes a pretend hammer then says, 'Stop! Hammer time!'.
A groove metal cover of the song was performed by the Austrian NDH band Stahlhammer, infused with death growls and heavy guitar riffs. The song is sampled on rapper Big Sean's song, "Dance (A$$)", from his debut album, Finally Famous: The Album. In 1991, a parody entiled "I Can't Watch This" was released by "Weird Al" Yankovic for his album Off the Deep End. The lyrics describe a person watching generically bad tv shows and channels.
The German translation Halt! Hammerzeit is a known internet meme. A parody of the song, called "U Can't Touch Mormon Jesus", became an Internet phenomenon after first being uploaded by user igiulamam. It parodies both the song and a video entitled "The Secret World of Mormonism", which tells the story of Mormonism.  Hugh Atkin, uploader of the viral "Will the Real Mitt Romney Please Stand Up?", uploaded a parody of "U Can't Touch This" featuring clips of U.S. President Barack Obama and various others speaking together into the form of a rap titled "U Didn't Build That."
|US Billboard Hot 100||8|
|US Billboard Hot Dance Music/Club Play||6|
|US Billboard Hot Dance Music/Maxi-Singles Sales||1|
|US Billboard Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Singles & Tracks||1|
|US Billboard Hot Rap Singles||1|
|Australian Singles Chart||1|
|Austrian Singles Chart||5|
|Belgium (VRT Top 30 Flanders)||1|
|Canadian RPM Singles Chart||8|
|Dutch GfK chart||1|
|Dutch Top 40||1|
|French Singles Chart||1|
|Germany (Media Control AG)||2|
|Irish Singles Chart||3|
|Norwegian Singles Chart||6|
|Swedish Singles Chart||1|
|Swiss Singles Chart||2|
|UK Singles Chart||3|
End of year charts
|End of year chart (1990)||Position|
|U.S. Billboard Hot 100||55|
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- [dead link]
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- Belgian peak
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- ARIA Charts - End of Year Charts - Top 50 Singles 1990
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- "U Can't Touch This" music video on YouTube
- U Can't Touch This at Allmusic
- Full lyrics of this song at MetroLyrics